The online store for movie collectors looking for hard to find. Sadly, while the film bombed in theaters, it did well on home video and tabet decided to keep digging in that beastmaster goldmine. Enter your location to see which movie theaters are playing beastmaster 2. The beastmaster can see through the eyes of animals and maybe even controlling it from the inside with a form of mind control. Buy beastmaster 2 through the portal of time rare movies. Watch ultimate beastmaster season 2 for free online. The item youve selected was not added to your cart. So much more enjoyable than the original, beastmaster 2. The hero of the title is a warrior who can talk to animals, and he wanders around the wilderness bringing justice to man and sexual assault to woman. Robert folk you really have to wonder what original beastmaster novelist andre norton thought of the wretched path this concept took through theatres and cable television over a twodecade span.
Through the portal of time was a crushing disappointment. With the original beastmaster film which was among the many fantasy adventure followups of the early 1980s to the surprising popularity of conan the. If i ever find that time portal, im going back to 1991 and forcing my 16yearold self to go see beastmaster 2. On imdb tv, you can catch hollywood hits and popular tv series at no cost. I had thoroughly enjoyed the orignal effort, and a quick glance at the cast of the sequel had me convinced that it was going to be solid gold. The second season of the american reality competition series ultimate beastmaster premiered exclusively via netflixs web streaming service on december 15, 2017. Going in, i saw more of a masters of the universe thing as well as the similar beastmaster 2. Ive always liked portions of it the first time i heard it, but now after having heard another mediocre effort of todays movie music, you realize there was so much quality coming during the 80s and 90s. Its much more hilarious than the original, even if the jokes are all 90s cringe, pop culture references, valley girl stereotypes or jokes stolen from other 90s films, like kindergarten cop whoa. His constant companions and helpers are a tiger, an eagle and two ferrets. Sarah douglas, sylvio tabet, wings hauser, marc singer. The show consists of 10 beastmaster episodes which were released simultaneously on netflix worldwide. First, is how utterly disastrous a movie can be when you treat your audience like idiots.
Through the portal of time 1991 ah, the beastmaster 2. Will the beastmaster be able to stop the maximum ruler of ar. The world of arok is conquered by a bulging idiot, and discovers a portal to another dimension. Through the portal of time, particularly since its completely the opposite type of. This movie is literally the star trek iv of barbarian films. Mark singer returns as dar, the warrior who can talk to the beasts.
I dont think anyone would argue that the beastmaster was a work of art, but it was a fun little barbarian movie. Find beastmaster 2 through the portal of time movies at. Dar is a great warrior with a great talent he can talk to animals. Beastmaster tv series wikimili, the free encyclopedia. The show was filmed in santa clarita, california, over the course of eight nights. Resume making your offer, if the page does not update immediately. Through the portal of time mar 11, 2014 marc singer is back looking more leathery than before and sporting some rather obvious hair extensions to his blonde locks. With marc singer, kari wuhrer, sarah douglas, wings hauser.
The beastmaster is a 1982 sword and sorcery film directed by don coscarelli and starring marc singer, tanya roberts, john amos and rip torn. Unfortunately, for said tie guy, no fan of film has ever said, yes i want that. Bmg rights management us, llc, sony atv publishing, and 6. As with most media in canada, the television industry, and the television programming available in that country, are strongly influenced by media in the united states, perhaps to an extent not seen in any other major industrialized nation. Beastmaster 2 through the portal of time soundtrack 1991. Through the portal of time 1991 pg 1h 47min action, adventure, fantasy 30 august 1991 usa dar is a warrior who can talk to the beasts. Select any poster below to play the movie, totally free.
Sounds like the beastmaster might just be the bestworst movie barbarian weve seen since that one asshole who serially rescueraped his way to the throne of nonconsensualhermaphroditistan, a. Or through its sheer incompetence is this film hilarious, i mean, marc singer. Robert folk beastmaster 2through the portal of time. Through the portal of time is one of those albums that gets better over time. See all 2 formats and editions hide other formats and editions. Through the portal of time original motion pictu licensed to youtube by the orchard music on behalf of bsx records. Through the portal of time full movie watch online beastmaster 2. Following in a tradition of terrible sequels, beastmaster 2 completely forsakes not only the plot of the original film, but any of the charm and strengths of it as well. They wanted a picture totally clean of legal entanglements. Through the portal of time with marc singer reprising his role, was released in 1991, and singer played dar again in a television movie in 1996. Through the portal of time is the 1991 sequel to the 1982 cult classic film the. Firstly the portal they go through apparently leads them to another dimension, a parallel universe, not through time at all, but that is merely one huge plot hole of many. Marc singer returned as dar in two sequels, beastmaster 2. Beastmaster 2through the portal of time robert folk performer format.
Through the portal of time matches early 90s cheese with swords and sorcerers. Television in canada officially began with the signon of the nations first television stations in montreal and toronto in 1952. Absolutely ludicrous one of the most asinine adventure films ever made. Through the portal of time 1991 directed by sylvio. Through the portal of time full english full movie beastmaster 2. Set in a mythic kingdom, dar has been captured and condemned to death and eternal damnation by his arch enemy, the evil lord of the. Through the portal of time talk back thread has morphed into a discussion on hiphop and punk music. Also, wings hausers arklon has absolutely zero chill, and i kind of love him for that. Dar is forced to travel to earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb, and turning their native land from a. Through the portal of time soundtrack details home explore movies explore composers resource directory forums contact us about. Also sign me up for fanmail to get updates on all things movies. The child grows into dar, who has the ability to communicate telepathically with animals. The entire film is a complete pile of dingo doo doo, it has nothing to do with the first film and doesnt follow on from that in any way. In this humorous scifi parody, the bicepbulging beastmasterwith creatures in towchases his.
Where dragonheart tried to wrap fantasy around a family film, beastmaster 2. You simply cannot beat the box design created for beastmaster 2. Ultimate beastmaster season 2 trailer athletes from six different territories, the united states, brazil, south korea, mexico, germany, and japan, compete for cash prizes, individual glory and national pride. Through the portal of time is the 1991 sequel to the 1982 film the beastmaster. The beastmaster of the title is the heroic and handsome dar who communicates with all animals. Beastmaster 2 through the portal of time soundtrack cd details and availability.82 413 655 71 1138 483 984 1200 633 932 1172 911 1142 458 439 229 381 925 194 250 435 1077 1252 1278 936 1339 1491 215 1405 445 727 309 526 743 479 571